Mmmmm, meat juices.
1 March 2024
Oh Dan, oooooh Dan, that’s so amazing.
14 August 2025
Isn’t a homo sapiens a dinosaur
24 January 2023
Paul O’Grady – The Doggy Lover
31 March 2023
I’m gonna choke on this pencil in a minute
8 August 2023
Jolly well get over there
2 November 2022
I gave one to Becky’s mum the other day
12 January 2024
Cox as well: Massive!
15 February 2024
I mean Jesus, you can smell it
6 May 2026
I don’t know, put it up yer bum.
17 January 2025
I like the flange at the end
5 June 2025
Do you know what? I’m in love with you
8 November 2022
She just got in between my legs!
22 February 2024
Squirt a bit of that in
6 June 2023
Dan, I’d do ya
11 January 2023
You’re the thing that everything goes through
18 April 2023
There’s so much spit on my hand
9 April 2024
I’m happy to knock your wall in
10 September 2024
I prefer them when they’re hard
6 September 2023
Do you want to come sniff my tank?
26 June 2026
She can put anything anywhere
18 December 2024
New Letter
29 January 2025
Last time I pulled it up, it was to show Becky
17 May 2024
I’d have a go on his digger
13 May 2024
I think that was an F sharp
21 December 2023
They look like they were poured into that seat
1 November 2022
Listen! I’m not your performing monkey right!
22 June 2023
You just squirted some stuff at me
14 November 2023
*atchoo* ahh, that hurt my balls
7 January 2026
One wet finger is enough to do the whole length.
28 March 2024
Is that like scissoring but for men?
17 October 2025
You can do your own blowies *farts excessively*
10 April 2026
Compact and bijou
12 May 2023
I’ll kick your head through a window
20 November 2023
Smash the backdoors in
29 June 2023
Check out those buns, buns of steel
20 November 2023
I’ll clack me clacker up
9 June 2023
It just slips out!
15 February 2024
Ooh, that was an hard one
13 June 2023
That was the longest, hardest one.
29 November 2024
Really, she could fold me in half!
10 February 2026
I don’t know why it’s so hard
30 January 2023
I wanna get out and stroke it
12 May 2023
I’ll be swooning
22 November 2023
In my mouth daddy
2 November 2022
You don’t need to go where you already are.
8 November 2022
I said I’ll do the dog
31 March 2023
Jeepers Creepers, I nearly had a heart attack
3 August 2023
Meg would you like a finger, from me?
15 November 2023
Listen, I’ve forgotten now.
18 July 2025
I love boys
28 March 2023
It’s too furry
17 November 2022
Would you mind tempering your language, it’s foul
17 April 2023
British people do my tits in
14 June 2023
I’m strictly bareback
11 October 2022
Sometimes you’re quite difficult to do, did you know that?
19 August 2025
I’m gonna worm you
23 March 2023
Make it squeak
14 November 2023
My chair is stuck on my shoelace, how did that happen?
8 November 2022
I love a green banana, they’re fresh and firm
27 April 2023
Is she a gusher?
23 January 2025
Wanking? IDK?
31 January 2025
He let me do that bird
8 June 2023
Mines prettier because mine is black
31 January 2023
I’m going to bang cock for two weeks
8 October 2025
And this one is too small…
6 December 2022
I like it in there, it’s cold and makes noises.
28 March 2023
All the stuff they swallow
28 June 2023
Show me your beetroot juice
13 March 2023
Get your baton out
26 September 2023
Do you want work to do or do you want to go out on the dole?
8 November 2022
I’ll fill that hole up with rubber stuff
6 June 2023
Tyler’s balls were in my face
6 July 2023
I was practising earlier with my dad
12 December 2024
FWD
8 May 2025
It’ll go in now!
13 March 2023
I’ve got great tits
11 October 2022
Can you smell the wood?
22 November 2023
I’m as dry as a witch’s tit
17 April 2023
For the oral test that I had to do
12 May 2023
It’s huge, I’ve never seen anything like it
19 September 2023
I did not… because that’s rank
1 July 2024
She’s got Cox on her mind
18 November 2022
I’m not Klarnaing a fleshlight!
17 May 2024
My lemon tree has a lemon on it
24 October 2022
You can stick yours in mine
4 May 2023
She’s already been done by the electric one
18 January 2023
I’m gonna have to w**k in a minute!
10 February 2026
I didn’t expect him to be that good!
14 August 2025
Is that Mike’s box?
15 June 2023
I sat on one of my bollocks yesterday
28 April 2023
I like when they’re hard
7 November 2023
I just love photographing children
5 July 2023
Can you leave it round the back please mate?
5 March 2024
Do we have any piles nearby that need measuring?
30 April 2025
16.03.23 – Tyler made us a brew!!!!!
16 March 2023
Fucking grinch shut the fuck up
31 August 2023
I cried at the end.
8 November 2022
Are you on about the gocompare guy?
26 April 2023
I’m noshing it
3 May 2024
When it’s this cold, you can hang a coat on them
4 June 2025
My first husband was a butcher, he wouldn’t eat sausage
5 December 2022
You’ve got tits in your back garden?
17 February 2023
I have been riding all my life
15 March 2023
You can come as many times as you like
17 April 2023
I’m really fucking patient with you!!
4 November 2024
No it didn’t come from my bum.
5 March 2024
I think I just like animals
14 June 2023
That is tapped innit…
13 January 2023
I forgot about him fisting it
22 November 2023
Fannies are brilliant
5 February 2025
I want a big black man now!
7 May 2025
I’ve just poked myself in the eye… I can’t see
11 October 2022
Just go home and have a sausage
22 November 2023
if you don’t like toffee you can just have a finger!
26 September 2023
I’d like to make a friend of him, not to abuse him
15 February 2023
Sometimes I think I should just batter you.
28 February 2025
Tea Bag in?
28 November 2025
Use it or lose it… sister
11 October 2022
I was sweating my cock off in the kitchen
21 June 2023
He will be picking my studs from his bumhole
21 May 2025
I’m not Gay! I just look it!
27 June 2024
lift it to my lips please
19 October 2022
I am trying to eat my rice
23 March 2023
Do you want some mayonnaise?
11 October 2022
There’s more to a relationship than their phallus
27 April 2023
Create a vaccuum
13 March 2023
It’s big, it’s big; it’s massive
18 July 2024
You might be a right spaz in the head and a spaz in bed
15 March 2023
I think i’ve eaten too much cheese
15 March 2024
I like stretching mi’lungs out
15 March 2023
Have you got a long one?
24 October 2023
I like the gay one better
30 January 2023
Im all for… I’ll get my *** out
26 April 2024
Oh god, I couldn’t stand to be dragged round there
16 November 2022
With your feet, you’ll glide
31 January 2023
It only lasted for 30 seconds
14 March 2023
I knew it was gonna be hard, that
18 May 2023
I’m all turned on
5 September 2023
This rum is full of balls
12 June 2023
right! you need to go on a diet!
10 March 2026
Click for a surprise
6 December 2022
She wants Rob to splash her… that’s for certain
8 December 2022
I’m not doing any stripping tonight
23 March 2023
I love their puddings
27 April 2023
If i’m gonna smell of sperm, i want it to be mine!
11 December 2023
I love buying new fabric softener
13 March 2023
Thanks I’m ill again!
11 October 2022
I like that it’s thick and creamy
21 May 2025
I’m kind of camp and in touch with that kind of thing
23 January 2023
I dont want to talk about feelings, I want to talk about engines.
22 November 2024
It’s gotta be over 6 inches before you can donate it
28 April 2023
Give me a finger then
15 November 2023
Feel my card
21 February 2023
Alexa..Alexa……ALEXA……..ALEXAAAAA…..STOP!
8 November 2022
you’re a big tasty man aren’t you
27 November 2024
It’s stuff you like? yeah but not in my ears!
28 June 2024
That’s my garden, have a look
18 November 2022
to my knowledge, she’s wasn’t a slag
12 August 2025
Gotta be honest, it was quite a big one
31 March 2023
Yeah but have you seen the size of it?
24 February 2023
That’s the Tyler Guarantee.
8 November 2022
It’s terrible about the gays and that
7 November 2022
I had a taste of his bhuna (I bet you did)
11 October 2022
Don’t stick it in too hard, you might not get it out
12 September 2023
Let me cream up
14 November 2023
Why isn’t it pink?
7 March 2023
I touched yours, to see how deep it was
26 January 2024
It’s better when it’s wet
6 June 2023
That’s a long banana isn’t it…
30 January 2023
I love the sogginess
1 September 2023
I’ll take a beating I don’t mind
14 December 2022
I’m ready for a lot of sausage let me tell you!
17 May 2024
I have nothing against you or your mushrooms
5 May 2023
this one makes me think of stockings and hairy ******
10 September 2024
I’ve only got little fingers
9 November 2023
I had a massive paper-round shut up
1 November 2022
I like the occasional sausage… I love a sausage
23 November 2022
I am an absolute ******* *******
28 April 2023
My nipples are erect
18 September 2023
******* hell it’s massive
12 May 2023
Nothing left in any crevice
5 May 2023
I was really pleased that we managed to squeeze cox in
3 November 2022
That’s huge yeah!
22 July 2025
my knee is itchy
8 November 2022
Does he want to join as well?
10 December 2024
That lager doesn’t half make your bum hurt does it?
13 January 2023
it’s grown, have you seen?
14 August 2025
We’ve got quite a few weapons now
12 June 2024
Does anybody want a black anything?
12 December 2022
What is going on? why am i being undressed?
19 June 2024
it broke because of how big it was
16 February 2024
You should literally eat her
23 March 2023
If you went to prison, you’d be currency
6 February 2023
There were balls everywhere
23 February 2023
How do you put that in?
4 February 2025
I would like your balls please
7 June 2023
I don’t mind a little cornichons
5 December 2022
She did give it to me
18 December 2024
He was enormous.
8 November 2022
Cox is almost certainly going to get bigger!
15 February 2024
You’re not dripping in gucci are you?
11 October 2022
It’s noticeably big
30 January 2023
It’s classic gaslighting isn’t it
1 November 2022
Firstly, you’re a girl and secondly, you like leather
17 April 2023
You’ve got a lot to fiddle with there
16 November 2022
They’re very good, because they’re pure suction
4 February 2025
I’ll come again
2 February 2023
Be gentle with his crack
6 June 2023
Shove them wherever they will go
28 March 2023
You pulled it too hard
18 January 2023
I keep looking at her pickles
25 August 2023
I wonder if she gets it as much as we do?
22 May 2025
I’d marry Jerry Scheff
16 November 2022
There’s nothing wrong with them, stop being gay
31 March 2023
Don’t you just love horns?
26 January 2023
Coming thick and fast
3 October 2023
Don’t mind me, just having a lick
5 December 2022
do you know how autistic that sounds?
10 September 2024
No he’s AIDs gay
20 July 2026
How many fingers can you get up there?
9 November 2023
There’s been some pretty good serial killers
6 February 2024
It’s a big one innit…
24 January 2025
I would be most put out if i was put to the back of the queue.
17 October 2022
Just wanted to see what it smelt like when it popped!
3 February 2023
To be fair to him, he’s not a complete ******* idiot
13 September 2024
You’re like Gaddafi
11 October 2022
We always have a quickie in the kitchen
18 November 2022
Wow, he’s just so yummy
25 April 2023
You thought about your hammer before you used it
9 November 2023
Did it with Mike last week.
11 March 2024
Check out this boner
11 March 2024
He never comes up my end.
16 January 2023
You haven’t pressed transfer, you nugget
29 June 2023
Seriously, I wanna be there, when that slips out
14 November 2023
I need a nap
11 October 2022
I’ve been in impossible spaces
22 November 2023
I’ve seen clitorises bigger than that
1 May 2024
He’s got an arse like a woman
10 September 2024
I’ve got several on the go!
27 January 2023
It sticks a little bit so… gently feel it
20 March 2023
People think I’m gay
3 May 2023
I’ll get me Julie to twerk!
10 February 2026
Why didn’t you give me an abdominal thrust?
19 April 2023
Like Matilda
30 January 2023
Everytime you pulled them off, it went all over the ceiling
17 October 2023
Harry Dogger
14 March 2023
Quentin can study me
12 May 2023
I’ve seen some pretty boys
18 July 2024
I’ve been in the back of a cow, and I loved it
17 October 2023
I’ve got some nuts!
7 December 2023
Bum… now tits!
11 October 2022
Ask her if we can have a look
5 February 2025
Big is relative
30 January 2023
Do you want another penis stuck on your monitor?
16 November 2022
It was like stabbing a lemon… but only a little bit
11 November 2022
Can’t you buy a bigger chair, for you?
15 February 2024
Rob’s autistic
17 October 2023
What we need to do is hire an Indian
29 May 2026
An expert in blowing Kev’s trumpet
28 March 2023
You’re a peasant
27 March 2023
It was a pain in the bum to get it in anyway
4 September 2023
Anyone want some of my nuts? it’s a good source of protein!
7 December 2023
Did anyone else see the rainbow on the way to work this morning?
18 November 2022
Have you ever looked up hentai?
3 March 2023
I like brown meat anyway
9 December 2022
My hole is actually wider
31 January 2023
Hello
6 May 2025
Even if I was bored I wouldn’t stick something up my bum
10 January 2024
They could smack them balls, real hard
14 February 2023
That was mine!
31 January 2023
I’ll have your mushroom, you can have my egg
9 December 2022
You Ukrainian pansy, take your jumper off you spaz
30 April 2025
I think i could pull old ladies still!
22 May 2025
I like my melon in balls
23 March 2023
I might not be able to do screwing
30 May 2023
It might accidentally slip out
14 November 2023
Nearly choked on my banana
3 October 2023
Your bonus
23 August 2024
Can smell the hormones from here
13 May 2024
And he will be peeling my hair out of his mouth!
21 October 2022
Most of the things I’ve seen are small.
8 November 2022
Do it, it buzzes in your hand
18 January 2023
Go on, get your top off boy
14 June 2024
Do you need an abdominal thrust?
17 March 2023
It’s 25 cunting degrees!
15 April 2024
Roll it up into a massive ball and shove it all in
6 September 2023
That was the right key to my backdoor by the way mate
3 October 2023
Yes, he will… because he’s fat
16 November 2022
Can I poke one?
8 June 2023
You like it when you get threatened
13 January 2023
It makes my bum feel funny
20 August 2025
Rimmed it
5 June 2023
I’m not that bothered about women
13 August 2025
I would use him again, happily
3 May 2024
I didn’t know… that rice affects your sugar levels
5 December 2022
He could say he got it in a swordfight
24 October 2023
We always have a quickie in the kitchen!
18 November 2022
I like sausage, alright…
9 January 2023
I can take that off and squirt it up my bum
3 May 2023
Sometimes it’s just too big
9 November 2023
It makes sense doesn’t it because you like garden centres
13 February 2023
You know what, suck it!
13 January 2023
I would never have chosen a white one.
13 January 2023
Fwd
5 May 2025
She’ll like it, don’t worry!
5 February 2025
I don’t even like the thighs…
7 November 2022
I love the sound of scissors
8 February 2023
Might be empty in the head, but good in bed
15 March 2023
Oooh, that made my bum hurt.
17 January 2025
Not in front of these two mate
10 December 2024
You’re going to get a load of education very shortly.
8 November 2022
You bought him a cake? Suck up!
20 March 2025
Oh, he’s doing the french thing again
27 April 2023
I’m going to degrade the **** out of it
11 December 2024
Who wants to go to the shop anyway?…..it’s full of peasants.
8 November 2022
There’s summat wrong with you
11 October 2022
That’s a nice looking burger.
8 November 2022