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Author: Wisdom Wordsmith
If i’m gonna smell of sperm, i want it to be mine!
If you ever want to excite me, get me a sausage roll, waft it in front of my face
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Anyone want some of my nuts? it’s a good source of protein!
I’ve got some nuts!
Just go home and have a sausage
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I forgot about him fisting it
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I’ll be swooning
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I’ve been in impossible spaces
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Can you smell the wood?
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