Wisdom Wordsmith – Page 28

Feel my card

You’ve got tits in your back garden?

I’d like to make a friend of him, not to abuse him

They could smack them balls, real hard

It makes sense doesn’t it because you like garden centres

I love the sound of scissors

If you went to prison, you’d be currency

Just wanted to see what it smelt like when it popped!

I’ll come again

My hole is actually wider