Wisdom Wordsmith – Page 37

I would be most put out if i was put to the back of the queue.

Use it or lose it… sister

You’re like Gaddafi

I need a nap

There’s summat wrong with you

Do you want some mayonnaise?

I’ve just poked myself in the eye… I can’t see

Bum… now tits!

I had a taste of his bhuna (I bet you did)

You’re not dripping in gucci are you?