Wisdom – Page 22

People think I’m gay

I sat on one of my bollocks yesterday

I am an absolute * *

It’s gotta be over 6 inches before you can donate it

Oh, he’s doing the french thing again

I love their puddings

I love a green banana, they’re fresh and firm

There’s more to a relationship than their phallus

Are you on about the gocompare guy?

Wow, he’s just so yummy