Wisdom – Page 35

I had a massive paper-round shut up

My lemon tree has a lemon on it

And he will be peeling my hair out of his mouth!

lift it to my lips please

I would be most put out if i was put to the back of the queue.

Use it or lose it… sister

You’re like Gaddafi

I need a nap

There’s summat wrong with you

Do you want some mayonnaise?