Wisdom – Page 31

It’s too furry

Do you want another penis stuck on your monitor?

You’ve got a lot to fiddle with there

Oh god, I couldn’t stand to be dragged round there

Yes, he will… because he’s fat

I’d marry Jerry Scheff

It was like stabbing a lemon… but only a little bit

He’s not ugly, he’s just not beautiful in the conventional sense.

He was enormous.

That’s a nice looking burger.